You Are Almost Two? Really? REALLY? GAH!
On the Almost Second Anniversary of the Birth of JBM, I give you the mind of a two year old:
Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Wake Up. "Mommy?". "Mommy?" "Mommy!" "MOMMY!" Eat dry oatmeal. No water! Listen to Keith music. Eat oatmeal with water. Eat cereal. NO CEREAL!! Read comics. That's Jeremy. That's a bad comic. Want cow milk. New diaper. NEW DIAPAH. Play with Daddy. Where's Mommy? Bye Daddy. What's Cedar doing? Go to museum! Want to put puck in slot and the balls come down. What's Cedar doing? Who's that? What's Mommy doing? Go look at oil derricks! GO LOOK AT OIL DERRICKS! Put beans in choo chooo. Want Percy and Lady. Eat. Want to Watch Thomas DVD! Want Thomas! Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. "Mommy?" "Mommy!" "MOMMY!" Want blue milk. Want to look at oil derricks! What's Cedar doing? I have a penis. Mommy doesn't have a penis. No park! Go to park! Hi John! Hi Eve! Hi Ruby! Want water. Want to watch Thomas DVD! Watch Thomas. That's a water wheel. Oh bother. New buffers! Hi Daddy! Want Giants. Want beans. Want quarter. Eat dinner. Where's Mommy going? Mommy doing yoga. Want bath with Daddy. Daddy has a penis. Jonah has a penis. Cedar doesn't have a penis. Want Desitin on finger. Want more. Good night Daddy. Love you. That's Bobo! That's Mommy! Opera glasses! Good night mommy. Love you. Sleep well. See you tomorrow. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Go to beginning.
Pretty good. Some items I would add:
Wanna color, Want draw. Mommy draw an oil derrick. Percy and Lady go here. Hi Percy. Hi Lady. Wanna make Whole Foods. Want paint. Wanna go to Play, wear smock, do painting. Daddy draw elevator. No diaper. No pants. No shirt. No shoes. Want wear pjs. Want crackers. Go Kenef Han Park, see oil derricks. Want leaf. Want stick. Stick go in water. Leaf go in water.
Then repeat your list and my list a few thousand times before sleeping again. Then, yes, go to the beginning.
And, thank goodness, today he said, "want pee in potty." And he DID pee in the potty. Go Jonah!
John and Eve say thanks for the shout out.
Also add "What are we gonna do NOW? I will go to the museum NOW!"
Great visit with the talking Boy.. miss you all.