March 2008 Archives

Today, Jonah turned two years old. We celebrated in grand style by first opening his present from Mommy and Daddy (wooden food he can slice!) and then going to his favorite place that doesn’t involve nodding donkeys with his best buddy in the whole world, Cedar. His Memere, Mom and Dad and Cedar’s mommy went along as well. Good times were had by all. Then it was off to his buddy Elias’ birthday party where he was kind of cranky (he is two after all) but he warmed up after a bit. Then, it was off to open Memere’s present (a pirate ship! ARRRR!) and then off to bed. His party is Sunday so expect more glad tidings then.

On the Almost Second Anniversary of the Birth of JBM, I give you the mind of a two year old:

Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Wake Up. "Mommy?". "Mommy?" "Mommy!" "MOMMY!" Eat dry oatmeal. No water! Listen to Keith music. Eat oatmeal with water. Eat cereal. NO CEREAL!! Read comics. That's Jeremy. That's a bad comic. Want cow milk. New diaper. NEW DIAPAH. Play with Daddy. Where's Mommy? Bye Daddy. What's Cedar doing? Go to museum! Want to put puck in slot and the balls come down. What's Cedar doing? Who's that? What's Mommy doing? Go look at oil derricks! GO LOOK AT OIL DERRICKS! Put beans in choo chooo. Want Percy and Lady. Eat. Want to Watch Thomas DVD! Want Thomas! Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. "Mommy?" "Mommy!" "MOMMY!" Want blue milk. Want to look at oil derricks! What's Cedar doing? I have a penis. Mommy doesn't have a penis. No park! Go to park! Hi John! Hi Eve! Hi Ruby! Want water. Want to watch Thomas DVD! Watch Thomas. That's a water wheel. Oh bother. New buffers! Hi Daddy! Want Giants. Want beans. Want quarter. Eat dinner. Where's Mommy going? Mommy doing yoga. Want bath with Daddy. Daddy has a penis. Jonah has a penis. Cedar doesn't have a penis. Want Desitin on finger. Want more. Good night Daddy. Love you. That's Bobo! That's Mommy! Opera glasses! Good night mommy. Love you. Sleep well. See you tomorrow. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Go to beginning.