Wherein Our Hero Is Assailed By Needles And The Goode Doctor Sayeth "Holy Sh*t"
The Doctor's appointment on Friday went as well as could be expected considering The Boy was turned into a human pin cushion. He got his shots of DTAP, Comvax, Prevnar and Drano without too much crying. So, if one is to believe the pharmaceutical industry, he shouldn't turn into a werewolf during the next full moon.
The Boy also got weighed and measured by the minions of the doctor. "Little" Jonah is up to 15 pounds and 23 inches in length. And this was after he took a huge crap. No wonder he's so difficult to lift these days. This elicited a "Holy sh*t, that's a big bruiser" from the doctor. Despite comments to the contrary from a certain aunt's co-worker, he is doing fine according to the doctor. So fine, that we can blow off the 3 month doctor's appointment if we want. So take that parent of one-year-old-and-only-16-pounds baby!
Math problem for the kids: If Jonah and his Dad together on a scale weigh 254 pounds, how much time should Daddy spend avoiding baking Tarte Tatin's?
Poor Jonah! I wish I were there to kiss your boo-boo away! You are growing too fast... but you are more loveable pound for pound than anyone else!! Keep those pictures coming.. I miss you...
Yikes, it appears that Jonah and his Dad are competing with each other to see how much weight each of them can put on within the next year. Go Jonah! Stop Dad!!
Uhm, "Drano"?!!
I went into the future and found an article about what Jonah will look like at age six:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/russia/article/0,,1783637,00.html
Go Jonah ,Go.........we think Mom and Dad need to stop feeding you those strange growth hormones ;you will do just fine on that private label organic milk you have access to. Love/hugs from G&G Mason
Yo Dad - the tarts etc are winning u over big time