March 2006 Archives

Yowza! Jonah turned two weeks old today. We also had another doctor's appointment to celebrate his birth and increase the size of his fan club. Nurse Kitty has fallen under the spell of Jonah. I saw the two of them talking about a "quick trip to Vegas."
The little tyke weighs in at 9 lbs. and 14.8 oz. Uh, I guess he's not so little. He's gaining about 10 oz. per week right now. Actually, the average is probably more because he lost a few ounces while he was in the hospital but I'm too exhausted to do the math right now. If this keeps up, we should have a formidable middle linebacker by the time he's 7. He only put on about 0.75 of an inch in length though so sadly we won't have a basketball player. NFL, the phone lines are open.
I guess now would be the time to start making jokes about Jonah eating the whale and whatnot. Fire away if you dare to mock my son. I have some choice "packages" that Jonah put together especially for you.

Jonah turns one week old today. Happy Birthday wee one! Highlights of the past week include figuring out that the hand he sees all the time might be his, learning that fingers will suffice in a pinch in lieu of Mom's breast and mastering the art of mixing the perfect margarita. Today also marks his first visit to the pediatrician, thus opening up a whole new realm of healthcare professionals that he can seduce with his sparkling wit and billowing cheeks.

We brought Jonah home yesterday and it's been great so far. All of his relatives and friends have been stopping by to say HI and marvel at his cheeks. People who pay the door fee also get to pick him up and hold him. It hasn't been scientifically proven yet but carrying him around will cure what ails ya! So bring your wallet.

Jonah Brecker Mason was born today (March 14th) at 2:43PM in Santa Monica. Weighing in a 8 lbs and 10 oz with a length of 20.5 inches making him the strongest baby IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Luckily, he won't have to use his brawn, because he is also the smartest baby IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Needless to say, Gillian (who is a champ and is doing swimingly all things considered) and Seth are quite proud of their little tenderfoot.

Still no changes on the baby front. We are just sitting around the apartment staring at our hospital bag wondering when our new roommate is going to move in.
Due date is the 10th so we officially have four more days but certain people are ready for the next phase to begin.